PAN-PAN, PAN-PAN, PAN-PAN
Calling all mates of Schultz, all mates of Schultz.
All hands on deck is requested for a gathering in honour of our mighty mate Paul (Schultzy) Scholten with the scattering of his ashes accompanied by refreshments and reminisces of his extraordinary life.
With a life-story that defies human imagination and crosses out of reality and into what reads a lot like an epic fiction action thriller with a splash of a sensational fantasy, there is no doubt that the stories recounted here will be 40 per cent taller than the truth and fabricated with gusto more than twice the height than necessary.
The Southern command will be gathering with his wife Toon and their girls Yada and Sophia at the Mornington Yacht Club, VIC @ 1400 hours in sync with the Northern Alliance in The Whitsundays (exact co-ordinates TBA) on Wednesday 24th August 2022. All going to plan a live feed will link these two stations to ensure we spread the remains of our larger-than-life mate in unison and as far and wide as possible.
RIP our fearless friend Schultz - 30/10/1962 - 28/07/2022